HB Neighbors

Did everyone read the article, “OC Sexiest Cities,” in the February 12th OC Weekly?   

We should all pat ourselves on the back.  HB is officially on the map as the tenth sexiest city in Orange County. 

If the “bros” and the “bro-hos” didn’t know where to party before, they know now. Open up the flood gates. Maybe if we keep up all the good work and keep issuing liquor licenses we might make it to #1 in a few years! 

 ”[10] Huntington Beach
Massachusetts has the Massholes and Massholinas, New Jersey has the guidos and guidettes, but no other cultural phenomenon holds a candle to the bros and the bro-hos of Orange County. These beach-faring party animals span the length of our coastal communities but have an especially prolific presence in Surf City. Toned, tan and usually toasted, the bleached-blond bros divide their time between drinking, chest-bumping and cruising Main Street. Their female counterparts wear tramp stamps and chest implants like badges of honor and have a taste for anything mixed with Red Bull. So if you’re into slumming it and don’t mind the risk of catching crabs from a well-toned hottie in an Affliction T-shirt, Main Street is prime ground for hooking up. Even if you don’t find this a lick sexy, the bros and bro-hos sure do. They possess an animalistic attraction toward one another. It’s like OC’s version of the Jersey Shore—and hey, those kids get laid all the time. Quote in the act: “Hey, is this your Ed Hardy hoodie or mine?””

Frank